Surprise! George Clooney just broke up with his model girlfriend, Sarah Lawson.

We suspect it must have had something to do with the fact that he was intimidated by her overarching knowledge of Benny Ninja's America's Next Top Model posing catalog, but more seriously, he was probably just as annoyed as we were with that little spread in Harper's Bazaar Miss Lawson sat pretty for about a month ago.


You know, the one where she poses in a thousand dollar ball gown on top of a motorcycle and smugly states how awesome it is to be Mr. Clooney's boo.

But don't feel too bad for Sarah, ladies. No. It seems as if she is popping her own bottles of champagne in celebration of this short-lived romance as well.

People reports that the trim beauty has managed to parlay her 15 minutes of fame into a fashion campaign with Christian Audigier, the man rumored to be giving Britney Spears and Michael Jackson their own line of painstakingly tacky hoodies and tops.

On how he came about choosing Sarah, Christian says, "She is a fresh, elegant and classy girl. I saw her on a red carpet and liked her style and European look."

Translation: She's tall, thin, beautiful, and, um, did I mention she is model? Duh.

Unfortunately, those looking to do a mean job to Sara's face via a black Sharpie's marker are going to have to hold off for a little while. Her ads for Christian's line won't begin running until sometime later this month.