Ditch the push-up bra, get your breasts massaged?

Next time you're in Manhattan and you feel like getting violated, there's is now a place where you can stop in and get a surgery-free boob job -- but it's not for the timid. Grace Macnow, the owner of Graceful Services, says that an 80 minute breast massage will perk your girls right up -- good as new. According to her: "it even makes the nipples turn up again."
What does this miraculous procedure consist of? In a nutshell: a heavy-duty rubdown of your pectoralis major and pectoralis minor, the draining of excess lymph fluid (we have no idea how that is done), and then your masseuse will apply a cream and a mask. Sounds fun, right? Dr. Stephen Colen of Hackensack University Medical Center says the results are only temporary and are due to the moisturizers they use -- but it doesn't involve surgery, botox, or any of that junk. And hey -- it's only $100 -- maybe it's not that creepy.
[via Jezebel]






the goddess anna, 6-24-2008, 3:57PM
Lymph drainage consists of very light strokes of the fingertips around the lymph nodes. Think someone laying a dime on your skin - that's the proper pressure for lymph drainage. It facilitates the flow of lymph, but should not be done on anybody missing lymph nodes or if one is sick (as this would spread the infection).
As a MT, I do not manipulate breast tissue, and to be honest, I'm not sure it's always ethical unless it is being done to stimulate milk production in lactating mothers. However, what is being described here can pretty much be done without compromising the client's privacy (or touching the nipples, which are always off-limits). A good chest routine is a vital part of any MT's standard routine. If there are people out there that would like to get a massage, but are a little squeemish about it, try going for a chair massage or for a foot massage. I would only suggest the above therapy for people who are a little more comfortable/experienced with massage - you'll aready know the boundaries of a professional, ethical massage (hopefully!)
For more information on massage (and how it's regulated), please visit www.ncbtmb.com. That's the National Certification Board for Therapeutic Massage and Bodywork website. Hope this helps! : )
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