Wow, Bunny1313witch. There's a lot going on here. This is a sparkly, peach, crocheted, stretchy vest with "lures" dangling from it. We hereby declare this vest ludicrous.

How do these things get made? The listing says "Sorry label is no longer there." Our question: you mean this was purchased at a store? Someone with an actual label made this. . .like this? Covered in glittering plastic bait? WTF?
Furthermore, the listing says "This has a very unusual feature all over the front are these lightweight lure looking sparkles. These are made of a lightweight plastic, as you wear this top they move with every movement, in addition sparkle on your curves," which is not only grammatically reprehensible but also hilarious! Just don't wear it underwater, right? Fish food feeding frenzy.

"This is meant to hug you curves..." WTF? Look, we all know you wore this to a parade last weekend, or maybe thought about wearing it and rightfully rejected it. Put this poor vest to rest.