Okay. We all know that some of the mannequins on which we've seen hats displayed on eBay are kinda scary. Remember this one? It totally gave us nightmares.

Well, eBay seller Staceylynn61 has found a solution: Put the hats on lampshades.

We first discovered this when looking at the pictured Cleopatra hat. Steps of realization:

1. Wouldn't that sit too tall on your head?
2. It looks kind of like a lampshade.
3. Holy resourcefulness, Batman--it's definitely a lampshade.
4. Is that part of the hat?

Answer: no. All Staceylynn61's hats are on lampshades. See the gallery below. We named them.

Frankly, the Cleopatra hat is kinda cool, for a costume. And if your head is shaped like a lampshade, this is just what it will look like on you. WTF?