(Click the photo for Andrea's 10 tips on having sex with women)
If you read Esquire, and you really should, then you are familiar with the monthly feature "Ten Things You Don't Know About Women" in which a very attractive female celebrity throws out 10 chunks of insightful knowledge. In theory these nuggets of wisdom, if heeded, should have such positive results as better dates or a stronger marriage- if nothing else they should help a guy get lucky.
This month it was Andrea Savage of Step Brothers that offered up the 411 on the fairer, less hairy and better smelling sex.
Here are a few of her suggestions:
- Wedding rings need to be sparkly to remind us not to have sex with other people.
- If teenage boys knew that no matter what they look like, knowing how to dance will get them laid at every wedding they attend in their twenties, cotillions would be wait-list only.
- We don't understand your fascination with boobs, but we're happy you have it.
See, that's the kind of stuff your buddies could never tell you, no matter how many beers you have. That's wisdom, Holmes.
Here's the whole enchilada:
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