a parachute?

fly them on a flag pole,,if they are that big, let underone see them

How bout a car cover for a VW and the comdom packet wheel cover emblem?

Take them to your attorney & let them be used as evidence in the divorce.. then take the slob to the cleaners.. and get a new bed!

Well, you could add some silver garland and use them as a windsock!! Better yet, hang them from your soon-to-be ex's back bumper on his car ( if you know where it is ).

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Hang them on his flag pole (if he has one) or tie them to the antenna on his car. Better yet, once the divorce is final, Superglue them to his front door/car.

You can sell them on shop goodwill.com

My sister did better , she was married to a hog farmer ,once she learned abourt the affair she dipprd his clothes in pigs manure /urine dried them out and mailed thenm via certified mail to the mistress with a note saying if you can "s... him you can do His laundry" the mistress was the School principal.........the entire Town had the biggest laugh including the mailman who had difficulty not lauhghing whn delivering the parcel.....That was in France by trhe way

She might have them bronzed and use them thereafter as a flowerpot/planter.

you could always so the legs up and pack his belongings in there. And send him on his way.

You could wrap them 10 times around your husband's neck and pull!!!!!!

Well, you could cut a hole in the crotch, put 'em over your dogs head with its front legs through the leg holes as a kind of slinky doggie look. Ya know, "from one dog to another".......

It's unfoortunate she can't find a female dog, or pony, that when in estrous, have either diapers, or some other type of exterior preventive. Just cut a hole for the tail, and you've got the most fashionable pony in the county. Not to mention the exposure the panties would bring to the animal. I just remembered, she's in Oz,(Austrailia) put them on a sheep, yes, then snap a picture as advertisement for fashion estrous guards. If she could find a wholesale outlet, it may be a worthwhile sideline, and she could name them after the offender. Of course, there would have to be some restraint, and implications are very difficult to prove.

No your all wrong give it to my neighbor, I think she's from the elephant family! lol

Maybe someone knows a drag racer that could use a chute?

you could run them up the flag pole and use them as a windsock. that'd remind the guy every time he comes home until the divorce is finalized that he is to blame. personally I think the guy needs a good whipping in the spot where the sun don't shine.