Celeb Crimes of Fashion

Money doesn't always buy you style! These fashion faux pas prove that even the most stylish stars can still get it very very wrong.
Mischa Barton Um, Mischa we liked the original Pocahontas just fine.

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Anne Hathaway
Does Anne realize that she looks exactly like an Oompa-Loompa with her tanorexic faux-glow?

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Sarah Jessica Parker
Um, wasn't it Carrie Bradshaw who proclaimed "no real New Yorker would be caught dead in a scrunchie" (in her big fight with Berger)? So why is she wearing an oversized one over her dress?

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Naomi Watts
Note to self: In a sea of flash bulbs, hidden pasties come out to say "hello!".

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Janet Jackson
Geisha gone wrong! If Ms. Jackson spreads her wings, hopefully this outfit will fly away.

Diane Kruger
The only waiter in the world who wears Chanel couture!

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Heidi Montag
Heidi, it's a fashion show -- you're supposed to be wearing clothes.

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Christina Ricci
Maybe she was hoping to get a role in the Corpse Bride sequel?

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Victoria Beckham
She's Posh Spice -- so why is she wearing a dress made out of napkins?

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Lindsay Lohan
We all know that La Lohan needs a little help with her driving skills, but does she really need to wear the instructions on her skirt?

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