Throughout most of his career, Ernest Borgnine wasn't exactly known for his dashing good looks, if you know what we mean. But now, at the age of 91, his youthful appearance is actually pretty impressive. He probably hears questions like this one on a daily basis: "Ernie, you're 91, you look so young and vibrant, how do you do it?" His answer is pretty revealing -- and hilarious!

They always say, you're only as old as you feel. Of course, in this context, feeling yourself sounds kinda wrong -- but you know what we mean. Ernie seems to feel pretty juvenile, otherwise he wouldn't have felt the need to tell his dirty joke right in the middle of an interview. Honestly, we hope that we can be as fun-loving and youthful when we and if we reach 91. Do you think he was being serious?

Apparently, Ernie's not used to today's high tech microphones that can pick up these kinds of comedic gems, even when they are whispered into the Fox anchor's ear. When it comes to youthful regiments, masturbating a lot might actually be a bad idea, but you should probably consult your doctor first -- just like the Viagra commercial say.

[via Gawker]