Do me, Jimmy Choo!!!

Scandal!!! Jessica Parker's SEX TAPE
here:
http://pcelebvideo.com/video.php?v=Jessica_Parker_sex_tape

I love shoes but, If shoes are better that sex.... your not doing it right!!

I HEAR SHE ALSO PLAYS WITH HER BELLY NAVEL

Let us PLEASE abolish Involuntary Celibacy in our lifetime !!! Last saturday some old broad stalked me at a Goodwill Store. I'm guessing she was 70 - 78 years old, and my first "Cougar." She took me to Olive Garden and we talked about record albums, then she took me to a motel and we got it on for 3 1/2 hours. It was kinda weird what with her female pattern baldness and liver spots and sagging skin, but what the hell.Hell, I'll NEVER tap dance and jump through hoops for a hussey again. I want nothing but blunt and forward Cougars now. Contact me at sonneymcdey@yahoo.com at MySpace in the e-mail search. Bring it on ladies. I'm servicing Cougars here in Marion, Illinois--Ask for Sonney

if she picked you up at a Goodwill store she was either a bag lady or blind...get real

Pretty sexy looking shoes for a Gal that on't like sex.

I thought Sarah J Parker's fave thing would have been Alfalfa (hay) or oats....

I agree with her. I can't help you with sex or men; but I can help you with shoes. Love Of Fashion has some high-gloss Oxford-style shoes. The sexiest stilettos you'll ever want to see. Have a look at:
http://loveoffashion.com/WomensDressShoes.html

No wonder Broderick cheated on her.... any woman who puts shoes ahead of sex DESERVES to be cheated on. I guess some women are just selfish to attend to the needs of their mates.

..... shoes better than sex??? Maybe on her planet; not on mine.

I would have thought it might be a bucket of oats for the horseface....

Those sexy shoes only look as good as the feet in them. If a chick has ugly feet with calluses and chipped toenail polish it makes her look like trailer trash. However with a nice pedicure feet can be the sexiest part of a woman, excluding the obvious parts. I give my wife a full pedicure every two weeks, it makesher look and feel good and is usually the start of a very fun evening.

Since when is a woman obsessing over shoes "odd"?????

She lives up to her SITC character. As far as looks, I DO NOT get it!! That nose could suck up a whole lot of air!