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In deciding to don this fine bit of fabric for a red carpet event, we imagine Jodie Marsh thinking the following:

"Okay, so if it covers nipples, it's considered a 'shirt', right? I mean, sure, this won't push my knockers up to my chin, but WOW! Just LOOK at how much of my front I can legally show! Man, is Jordan going to be jealous!"

We're also quite certain that she practiced posing to ensure her breast best look (although, does anyone else think this is not only hideous but wildly unflattering?), because, when she moved out from the perfect pose, this is what happened:

Half-naked on the red carpet: Who's revealing too much?

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