Let's start on a positive note -- at least we are not able to see her ass in this dress. And, we like the necklace. Okay, we're out of nice things to say -- on to the good stuff. Going from the top -- the last time this hairstyle was popular, the first inception of 90210 was around. It does not belong on the red carpet now. And while the Wayfarers are continuing to have their day, despite our best efforts, white Ray Bans of any sort on the red carpet (and with a black dress) are not appropriate. Shades are great, but these ... these belong on Kirsten Dunst at the grocery store, not at the Venice Film Festival.

And, of course, there's the dress. You know, we aren't really so opposed to feathers. Nicole Kidman pulled them off nicely a few years ago, and P.Cruz did so earlier this year. We guess we prefer to see feathers used as embellishment -- when the dress looks like it could double as a black bird Halloween costume, we're put off.

Finally, there are the generic-looking pink shoes. Come on Eva, you can be so much better than this!