Jordan's new clothing line means your horse can dress like a whore too

Katie "Jordan" Price is a hardcore equestrian. She wants people to know that she even plans to complete in the 2012 Olympics. In fact, she's so serious about her riding that she has designed a line of clothing for riders and their horses.
Because nothing says serious equestrian like neon pink leg warmers for your stallion. But, Katie says you don't have to be a horse lover to enjoy her new line, "There's something here for everyone – all ages and sizes, the horsey and the non-horsey. It's fashionable and stylish but at the same time functional and wearable. And the horsewear is just fab. Your horse is going to look so cool!"
We really should have seen this coming. Since Katie has done everything from a line of sex toys to children's books it was only a matter of time before she got into the business of dressing animals as well. She's absolutely ridiculous -- and becoming ridiculously rich off of these crazy endeavors. So who are we to criticize -- work it and ride 'em, Katie!
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Shay, 9-05-2008, 4:06PM
What the hell Katie, You look more like a whore than an equestrain.
Can someone say Donkey punch............. jeeze!
Plus my horse would probably kick the shit out of me if I tried to make him
looks as stupid and as whorish as this!!!
What real rider will wear high heels?
Either you never rode a real horse or you're retarded...
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