WTF? Look at this thing. The other side laces up. It's a parachuting corset. Anachrontastic!
Everything here has two meanings. Even the seller's name, Freakatchoo: "Freak at you" or "freak" and then a sneeze. Yes?
More about the corset:
Perfect for the plane and the bedroom, now you don't have to change your clothes ever! Finally, a gothic look for sky-divers from the 16th century. The wait is over. The long, long wait.
According to the post, Freakatchoo made this for an apocalyptic-themed party but made it too big.
"I will not be selling or making another one like it."
Sounds about right. WTF?