You might be thinking that the photographer just caught poor Jessica Szhor (from Gossip Girl) at an inopportune time. You know, immediately after being caught in a wind tunnel while chased by a wild grizzly bear. But, as you will see after the jump, this isn't a random shot. Girlfriend is posing on the theoretical red carpet.
We believe that, if you have time to strike a pose on the red carpet, you also have time to remove the hair from your mouth. And arrange your top so that your purple bra strap isn't showing. And tuck in the shirt's strap that protruding from your armpit. And we wouldn't have minded if you'd found some boots that weren't borrowed from Robin Hood's closet in 1988.
Cute jeans, though.
