Remember these ludicrous pants? Well, here at right, we have another pair. These pants are made of insanity.
Why are people making pants out of insanity? When do you wear these? Do you just wake up some mornings and go "you know...I think it's crazy pants day!" Is that a joyful occasion, or one of fear?
Click here to see the listing. Seller Eastorlandoauctions keeps it simple: "Be casual and look fabulous!"
Excuse me a moment, I'm having a seizure from looking at the pants.
...Okay.
So, we tried to think of how these ludicrous pants could be classed up, but even a black turtleneck wouldn't fix the problem of the synapse-exploding lime green, teal, gray, and black circles and squares. These pants are 98% cotton, 2% spandex, and 100% insanity.
If you wake up and it's crazy pants day? Go back to bed.
WTF?