Hello! My name is Manolo Blahnik! You killed my father! Prepare to die!

We freaking love it. It's a shoe horn sword.

Dforceit is selling this terrific shoe horn for $9.99, and it ships from "Wild & Wonderful West Virginia." We have a feeling we would like Dforceit very much.

Some other things Dforceit has for sale:

• a non-stick chicken fryer pan
• a pair of womens' bowling shoes
• a lighter with a Dutch scene on it
• a simplex A 17 aluminum railroad home 15 ton jack
• some green plates
• vintage car owner manuals
• an angel figurine
• a lot of Joan Rivers jewelry

Basically, we would pay money to check out Dforceit's basement. We are delighted. WTF?