Hello! My name is Manolo Blahnik! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
We freaking love it. It's a shoe horn sword.
Dforceit is selling this terrific shoe horn for $9.99, and it ships from "Wild & Wonderful West Virginia." We have a feeling we would like Dforceit very much.
Some other things Dforceit has for sale:
- a non-stick chicken fryer pan
- a pair of womens' bowling shoes
- a lighter with a Dutch scene on it
- a simplex A 17 aluminum railroad home 15 ton jack
- some green plates
- vintage car owner manuals
- an angel figurine
- a lot of Joan Rivers jewelry