We're a sucker for anything with rick rack. And did someone say metallic rick rack? On sexy aprons? Sign us up!

Haute Hostess Aprons has adorable sheer aprons for every occasion, including ones we hadn't thought of, like dressing up to live in a sorority house (maybe it is like the movies?) and in school colors to cheer on your team during the big game.

There is also a wedding style that we think is intended for the shower, and perhaps some naughty activity on the honeymoon. To us, it's is more like something you'd wear with nothing but a great pair of shoes and some perfume, but we're open to the possibility that the right sheer apron could also look good over a $5k silk wedding gown. It is metallic rick rack.

And of course, the usual suspects, Christmas and Halloween (Sexy Witch!) are also well represented.

So if you've ever wished for a modern take on the 50s-style dressy "entertaining apron" Haute Hostess is the place to find it. At $100 they aren't for wearing around the house to make marinara sauce, but they are just the thing for hosting an elegant cupcake party while watching Mad Men.

Check out a selection of the color combinations in the gallery.