Jennifer Lopez ran a freaking triathlon after giving birth. She juggles a hit singing career with being a great actress and a celebrity mom with no nannies. To put it mildly, J-Lo is superwoman. So if she can manage all those things flawlessly, how is it possible that she can't put together a good outfit for the Dolce & Gabanna party celebrating Domenico Dolce's 50th anniversary.
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Just because it's a 50th anniversary party doesn't mean the invitation said, "Dress like you're 50 years old!"
The dress is too sparkly, too baggy, and has too much going on. If J-lo would have toned this outfit down a bit and had it tailored so that it fit her body, we could have had a winner on our hands. Instead, this shiny catastrophe looks like something a partially blind grandmother would wear to a cheap cruise ballroom.