We avoid sun tanning at all costs, and this "sun tattoo" robe from designer Yu-Chiao Wan has only reaffirmed our aversion.

The robe features mesh cut-outs that allow you to sun damage your skin into what looks like an over-sized wallpaper print from the 1970s. Kind of like those ridiculous little palm tree and Playboy bunny stickers they hand out at tanning salons taken to the extreme.

Can someone please pass the sunblock?