To us, these Antonio Berardi shoes are wrong on so many levels. Questions swirl. How high do these go up? Dear God how sweaty are her thighs? How uncomfortable is it to have shoes in your whowho? But mostly, where are the heels!? She realizes there are no heels right?

Who knows, maybe we're all mistaken and they are actually walkable, practical, and quite comfortable. We doubt it. We're figuring she's just prancing around on her tiptoes and clinging to Becks for dear life. Which we guess isn't all bad actually!

On a side note, we love how in half the pictures it looks like hubby David is talking to the crowd while Posh is doing what she does best – posing. Hilarious! We just adore you VB!

Posh's shoes forgot their heels