Can you blame her? Sandra Bernhard and Madonna were once the best of galpals. That was only twenty years ago, and while Madonna's fame and fortune has continued to skyrocket, Bernhard can only seem to get press when she bashes Madonna.
So she bashes Madonna.
%Gallery-34387%As reported by the New York Post:
"[Bernhard] told 300 gay men at a private Chelsea benefit she couldn't believe how terrible Madge looked. "I saw her at the gym, and I thought it was Dyan Cannon - all straggly and [bleep]," quipped Bernhard, referring to the 71-year-old movie actress. An insider said, "Sandra was hysterical."
Hmm, what kind of hysterical? Do you mean funny "haha" or funny "my emotions are my drugs?"
Sandra, we love you. Go easy on our idol. Don't make us compare you; we're trying to take the high road. Thanks.