No pants is the new skinny jean

by Kyle Hepp (Subscribe to Kyle Hepp's posts)
Posted Oct 15th 2008 at 8:08PM

You know we have a rough Spring season ahead of us when "no pants" is cited as a trend from the Fall fashion weeks.

The trouble starts when you find yourself staring at a model and you can't decide whether the designer meant for her clothing to be a bathing suit or lingerie -- and then you realize you were way off base -- these outfits were actually supposed to be everyday wear.

Models go pants-free

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Flashing the vajayjay "by accident" trend scarred us for life last year. We don't need hot pants back on the market encouraging starlets to show off way more than necessary!

Plus, this look spells trouble for the real woman. Most of us don't have legs that go on for miles or thighs that don't touch at the top. Without both of these things, these underwear pants bottoms -- we can't even figure out what to call them -- should never be worn.

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Filed under: Fashion, Best of the Season
Tags: bare, butt, expire-images2009-10-11, expire-images2009-10-15, fashion week, legs, milan, models, new york, no pants, NoPants, paris, trends

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maffemol, 10-16-2008, 3:08PM

THIS IS THE WAY TO LIVE WISH I WOULD KNOW WERE TO BUY ONE

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Brad, 10-17-2008, 4:11PM

WOW!!! Jessica Simpson posing nude here:
http://www.bcelebvideos.com/video.php?v=Jessica_Simpson_nude

fishiepoo64, 10-16-2008, 10:33PM

Hope this catches on

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Ape, 10-17-2008, 7:57AM

wow that new fashion is so retarded...

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Bubba, 10-17-2008, 2:47PM

When did James Bond women become the source of fashion trends?

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cj, 10-17-2008, 2:47PM

I hate to think of all the children that will lose their sight once I step out the door in this new fashion. I guess that's the price everyone will have to pay for me to be trendy! LMAO

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Spokes, 10-17-2008, 2:47PM

Now cj......that was funny! And there are a lot of people that need to LMAO!!!!

Jeli, 10-17-2008, 2:47PM

That is idiotic! Only could come from some creep who wants to stand out so bad as a designer...

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Jim, 10-17-2008, 2:47PM

Hurray. They are finally bringing sexy back!

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sfbanak, 10-17-2008, 2:47PM

Our culture is "going to hell in a hand basket."

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KW, 10-17-2008, 2:54PM

I agree 100% People need to speak up about the awfulness of this!

jack, 10-17-2008, 5:45PM

I am afraid that is nothing new. Our culture has been going to hell in a handbasket for a very long time.

del, 10-17-2008, 2:47PM

Just the right type of trendy attire to wear to visit your grand-mother in an assisted living facility; to buzz around town per-
forming your Saturday chores; to be greeted by the pastor
of your church on Sundays; a quick trip to the dentist's office
to have your braces straightened; and of course your every-
day office wear when you go to work. You do this, obviously,
in an unembarrassed state of mind; even though you're a
little on the chunky side, with varicose veins, unshaven legs,
and moles and scars presiding on 75% of your body.
Good luck...but, be able to handle the jeers; along with the
leers, cheers!

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gasp, 10-17-2008, 10:22PM

that was awesome. while reading your comment i watched my guy friends eyes light up with a dreamy gleam in them and then his face progressively fell as i went on. He called you a douche.

Rebecca, 10-17-2008, 10:22PM

you forgot the celulite ........ yuck

Judy, 10-17-2008, 4:36PM

As an educated woman that is also pretty hip and dresses to impress....I have a body that would look great in these...HOWEVER...I wouldnt be caught dead wearing anything this ridiculously skimpy! Its an insult as to what TRUE beauty REALLY is...its about the MIND AND HEART people!!!....its also NOT the kind of message we really want to send out to todays youth, which would alternatively be: Showing my ass is beautiful, who cares if I have a mind! (I think not!) What are these designers thinking, we are total morons? This is laughable, cant believe I even bothered to express an opinion...this article was not worth reading!

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I'm a guy, 10-17-2008, 4:01PM

While I respect your heart and mind, in most cases it is more important for a woman to be beautiful than intelligent because a man can see better than he can think. ;-) I respect every woman's right to being treated with respect, equal pay for equal work, equal opprtunity, etc. But from a man's perspective, seeing a little T&A(&V) can really brighten up an otherwise rotten day.

keeeks, 10-17-2008, 2:59PM

Yuk!!

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KW, 10-17-2008, 3:08PM

UTTERLY DISGUSTING!!! This is the way to be a WHORE , for real.
It's also asking to be raped, I'm sorry. It makes me really sick to see women show everything to the whole world that was meant for a husband's own. WHAT IS NEXT ??? Will it be in to walk around in swimsuit style clothing all year round, and after that COMPLETELY NAKED??? THIS CANNOT BE GOOD. HOW MANY PEOPLE CARE ABOUT THE DIRECTION THIS WORLD IS GOING??? IT IS SOOOO SICK!!!

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