You know we have a rough Spring season ahead of us when "no pants" is cited as a trend from the Fall fashion weeks.
The trouble starts when you find yourself staring at a model and you can't decide whether the designer meant for her clothing to be a bathing suit or lingerie -- and then you realize you were way off base -- these outfits were actually supposed to be everyday wear.
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Flashing the vajayjay "by accident" trend scarred us for life last year. We don't need hot pants back on the market encouraging starlets to show off way more than necessary!
Plus, this look spells trouble for the real woman. Most of us don't have legs that go on for miles or thighs that don't touch at the top. Without both of these things, these underwear pants bottoms -- we can't even figure out what to call them -- should never be worn.