We know exactly what English actress Romola Garai is thinking:
"Oh, bother. I knew that it would confuse the stylists to tell them I wanted something youthful and purple. I knew it. Keira Knightley asks for short and purple and gets this, while I look like I'm on my way to join Barney at a tea party."
Yes, Romola, it's unfair. But you know what? No matter how depressed you were about the dress (and yes, we'd be depressed, too), you still could've spent a little time on the hair and makeup. Or not posed like a 14-year-old who just got ditched by her date for the homecoming queen. You have options, sweetie.