Based on the Vanity Fair excerpt of his new book, American Prince,Tony Curtis has no business wearing a white hat. He's definitely a gossipy old villain!
We could spend hours parsing this outfit: the shiny lapel jacket oddly paired with the v-neck cashmere sweater and his ubiquitous (and oddly crinkled) silk ascot -- oh, and the hat! -- but these sartorial transgressions are not the worst of Tony's StyleFoul.
They say that a gentleman never kisses and tells. Sure, sure, actors do all kinds of stuff on camera, but we like to maintain the illusion that it's all make believe. That's part of the magic.
We would have gladly gone to our graves never -- ever, EVER! -- knowing that old TC got a boner when he was kissing Marilyn during those scenes in Some Like It Hot. Not to mention all of the other TMI details he spilled in his book!
Now one of our favorite movies of all time is tainted by his lecherous old man over-sharing about the hot, sexy times he and Marilyn shared.
Hasn't Marilyn suffered enough, Tony? Stop talking about her! StyleFoul!