The other night we were watching the latest Tim Gunn's Guide to Style. The makeover candidate was being inexplicably bitchy to Tim and Gretta, so we already were disinclined to like her.

We were forced to further downgrade her when, while passing through the jeans section of Neiman Marcus, Gretta pointed out Joe's Jeans and this wench said, "Don't know Joe, don't want to." Clearly she's a fool! First of all, Joe's Jeans rock. They come in a wide variety of different silhouettes , with our favorites being the Honey fit for the curvy ladies, and the high-waisted Muse, which we're totally craving in the Perry dark wash for fall.

Sure, Joe's Jeans are premium demin, but it's a case of you get what you pay for. They are ultra-soft out of the gate and cut to flatter your shape, with pockets that balance out your booty. There is nothing worse for your butt than bad pockets! Plus, in addition to petite and regular lengths, they have a super long model, the Twiggy, which is awesome, because too short jeans are a fast track to squats-ville.

Had we been in Gretta's shoes, she would have stopped that woman in her tracks and slapped some denim-loving sense into her. Especially since she was trying to rebuild her wardrobe after having twins! Everyone knows that Joe's Jeans are the best fitting designer jeans if you have some shape to you!

But that's fine. Like we said, we did not like this woman, so we wouldn't want her to look cute anyway. No Joe's Jeans for her!