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Mad Men Style - Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women

by Roxanna Sarmiento (Subscribe to Roxanna Sarmiento's posts)
Posted Oct 27th 2008 at 5:01PM  
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Fans of Mad Men no doubt had their DVRs at the ready to record Jon Hamm's first SNL appearance. (Ahem.) We weren't disappointed - especially when he poked fun at his dark and outrageously sexy alter ego, Don Draper.



"Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women" was spot on, and the funny thing is that most of his suggestions will work. Just trust us on this. You too, can be Don Draper - and StyleList can help, to a point - when it comes to lying to everyone about everything and disappearing for weeks at a time? Well, then you're on your own.


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Don Draper's Guide to Picking Up Women:

1. Whenever possible, remain silent.
2. When asked about your past, give vague open-ended answers.
3. Have a great name.
4. Look fantastic in a suit, look fantastic in casual wear, look fantastic in anything, sound good, smell good, kiss good, strut around with supreme confidence, be uncannily successful at your job, blow people away anytime you say anything, take six hour lunches, disappear for weeks at a time, lie to everyone about everything, and drink and smoke constantly.

Basically, be Don Draper.

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Kimberly, 10-28-2008, 6:38PM

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I watched it Saturday and wow it was so funny .

He's so handsome , this part is perfect for him .

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