Oh, Crocs. What is it? Did we bully you into submission? Can't you just slink quietly away into the Bush years?
Apparently not. YouByCrocs.com has arrived, and now, everything's a Croc. The front page of the site features boots, heels, and taglines like "Sexy Snowbunny" (referring to the poor, uninventive, weird-height-boot-wedge soles above) and "Twisted Tart." Twisted tart? Seriously? See below.
%Gallery-35220%Crocs, we know you. You start with a basic shoe design, and you make it really weird and tell us it's comfortable. Our objection? We are not comfortable in weird shoes. These here may not look like Crocs at first look, but they are Crocs.
[via Luxist]