Maks Chmerkovskiy was the whole reason we got addicted to Dancing With The Stars in the first place. With his arrogant Russian mafia smirk (We gotchyer Eastern Promises right here, Mister!) and waxed Latin dancer chest, he was the bad boy prince of ballroom dancing.

He's made some bonehead comments in the past, and sat out Season 6 in a sulk after he and dancing partner Scary Spice Mel B. were denied the mirror ball trophy by the superior dancing of Hélio Castroneves and professional sweetie Julianne Hough. These antics just made him sexier.

But recently he made some seriously ungentlemanly comments about his co-stars Cheryl Burke and Lacey Schwimmer needing to lose weight. Wait, remind us again how many times Cheryl won the trophy? Oh yeah, twice. And how many times has Maks won? That's right, never.

Maks made a lame not-pology, saying that it's totally cool for them to be fat, because ballroom is good for people of all sizes, unlike ballet.

Since both women are smokin' hot, we must attribute his comments to irredeemable stupidity and A-holery. We officially rescind our crush and declare this "fat" issue to be one big StyleFoul!

Also, that shirt looks dumb with that suit. Dude, you're a dancer, not an assassin. Double StyleFoul!