Tini Puppini Bitches are the new Bratz
Oh, for the love of all that is holy, would you look at these bitches? (What? They're female dogs!)Concerned about your daughter playing with dolls that dress like skanks? Maybe her delicate young psyche would be safer playing with a dog that dresses like a skank. Get her one of these bitches.
Seriously, you're not going to believe this. Read on for more about doggie style.
From the website:
Tini Puppinis are the most popular pups in town. Whether they're out shopping for the hottest fashion trends, getting pampered at their favorite spa or just hanging out at the local coffee shop, these doggie divas attract a lot of attention. They know that whatever they're wearing today, all the other pups will be wearing tomorrow.
Now that's the kind of young women we want to raise in this country, we want girls to aspire to be just like these kept, pampered bitches! Um...not.
That's right, I just pulled out the "...not."
Click through the gallery to learn more about doggie style!
You can buy them here on AOL Shopping, but we're totally going to judge you if you do. This is appalling.
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Jennifer, 11-08-2008, 10:31PM
I agree with your blog a hundred and ten percent. Personally I cannot stand the big head huge eyed bratz dolls, even though they do remind me of my best gal pal. Even poor old Barbie has been reduced to hike up the skirts and show a little skin because after all it’s not how you succeed in life it’s how you look when you get there. FYI read with a little sarcasm…
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