A new top bottom is crowned by Sloggi underwear
Thank you, Sloggi, for doing the hard, hard work of identifying and deifying the best behinds in the world.
If it weren't for the "Show Me Your Sloggi" contest, we would never have been aware of the toned and valuable buttocks of 2008 winners Saiba Bombote, a 27 year old French man, and 20 year old Brazilian woman, Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak.
As the international winners, Bombote and Fonckowiak each won a €15,000 prize, plus a modeling contract and butt insurance.
Yes, CYA insurance actually exists!
Sloggi also held national "Show Me Your Sloggi" competitions, complete with online voting like on this site for Great Britain.
We're not sure exactly what brand message we're supposed to get from the site, but we suspect it's in the neighborhood of "Crikey, That's What I Call Rode Hard and Put Away Wet" and "Blimey! Talk About 10 Miles of Bad Road!"
Yep. We sure are inspired to go get us a Sloggi thong, ASAP!
%Gallery-36927%