Ew. Stephen Baldwin has a Hannah Montana tattoo. Someone call the ... we don't know who to call. The fashion police, surely. The regular police? Maybe not. The sanitarium? His parents? Well, Stephen Baldwin is famously a born again Christian, so maybe someone should call God.

Miley Cyrus, who plays Disney's Hannah Montana, says that Usual Suspects star Stephen Baldwin, who is the father of one of her friends, wanted to be on her hit show Hannah Montana. Being the little spitfire that she is,

Miley said he could only be on the show if he got a Hannah Montana tattoo. Voila! View the damages here on PopCrunch, and note the "I can't believe I'm this powerful ... are men this easy?" confusion and fear in sixteen year old Miley's young eyes.

How does Stephen Baldwin's daughter Alia feel about that? As Miley Cyrus said to E! in an interview on The Daily 10:

"I was like 'is it weird ... that your dad ... has your best friend's name tattooed on his arm' and she was like 'kinda.'"

Dear God, it's 2:00. Do you know where Stephen Baldwin is?