Okay, seriously, we do not want to tangle with Mickey Rourke. Besides the fact that he can obviously hold his own physically, it's clear this dude will do just about anything. He's not bound by the conventions of mere mortal (losers) men. You can tell just by looking at him...he's special. So yeah, this is just how Mickey dresses. Sunglasses at night? Check. Signature "wet look" hair? You better believe it. Devil beard? Growing more evil by the minute. Throwing what appears to be a gang signs? Hey! What are you lookin' at?!

Far be it from us to say a word. In fact, that tie is a lovely shade of yellow and it's fantastic with his gold (cough) lamé (ahem) tuxedo jacket (wha?) and vest. We've waiting for more vests -- shiny vests -- to turn up this season.

The whole thing is just, you know, awesome, the way all that shine lends an air of "escaped visiting psychotic" to the event.

Actually we hear "The Wrestler" is going to win every award possible. So...nothing to see here. Nope. No StyleFoul! at all...wink.