philips norelco bodygroomYou know what's funny? Man hair. Man body hair to be specific, and the removal of said hair to be excruciatingly specific.
At least that's what they're hoping at, because they hate having to put out on the whole "die" thing.

Philips Norelco and are co-sponsoring a contest to find the best "body grooming tales". The best two will be professionally produced and posted to the (already pretty darn funny) Shave Everywhere Web site.

"The Funny" can submit their hilarious hair stories until January 2nd at, where visitors to the site will vote for their favorites. The ten most popular will be reviewed by the comedy brain trust at FunnyorDie, who will then select the two winners.

It's totally worth winning, too. The grand prize is an all-expenses paid trip on location in New York City to produce your script. One runner-up will score a selection of Philips consumer electronics and personal care products, which at the very least are useful, and at worst you can sell on eBay. Or give as late holiday gifts.

Do you have a funny (and perhaps unfortunately hairy) man friend? Give him a Bodygroom and ask to shoot some video when he uses it. At the very least you'll have a day/night to remember, and possibly a trip to NYC!