Oh, how we love the start of awards show season. It is simply too difficult to pick just one StyleFoul offender from last night's VH1 14th Annual Critics Choice Awards.
Sure, Amanda Bynes looked all sexy and grown up, and Kristen Scott Thomas has been living in France forever, so of course she was a classy, couture act. But there were also appearances by quad boobs, bad shoes and Mickey Rourke. Need we -- dare we -- say more?

Just look through the gallery and you'll see what we mean.

Oh -- one other thing. Who brought the wax doubles of Brad and Angie? They are so lifelike it's eerie!