First of all, she forgot an earring. Who does Angelina Jolie think she is -- Janet Jackson circa Rhythm Nation? But, in all honesty that's the least of our concerns. Because secondly, Ange looks like she's at least 100 years old.
Brad Pitt's baby momma usually doesn't take chances on the red carpet. Ever since she had kids, she's become -- and dare we even say this about a woman who once made out with her brother and drank blood? -- almost conservative. But, normally, her simple black dresses work for her. They may not be the most fashionably exciting choices, but she's Angelina -- she's always hot.
Unfortunately, this was a once in a lifetime misstep. In the hideous cream pantsuit she wore for the Berlin premiere of the Curious Case of Benjamin Button, Angelina is more Golden Girl than Lara Croft.