We're in the year 2009. Paris Hilton hasn't yet had a sex tape released, flashed her vagina to the paparazzi, gone to jail or got herself knocked up. So, the heiress is desperately searching for something to stay relevant -- like, going lesbian, for example.

Rumors are now coming out that while in Australia, Paris was getting more than just a little friendly with a female model named Cheyenne Tozzi. The ladies flirted, partied it up and then reportedly even shared a kiss.

If a same-sex fling is what it takes to her name in the news, we truly wouldn't put it past Paris! And with talk of a new album coming out this year, she certainly needs to get buzz going over her personal life to distract from just how bad her music truly is.