It took us no less than 10 minutes to verify and reconfirm this is an actual product on the market today. It seems like a joke. It looks like a joke. It even feels like a joke. But this is no joke. Please watch this video about The Goatee Saver ($19.99) with our most esteemed complements. Shout out to the casting director on this gig, big ups to the groomer, congrats to the director, thanks to the camera operator and kudos to the talent, Michael, Justin, Mark and Heather. "Your goatee helps fashion your identity." Fashion as a verb, thanks again. Enjoy.