The Diva Entertainment Awards - StyleFoul!

by Cat Lincoln (Subscribe to Cat Lincoln's posts)
Posted Jan 29th 2009 at 3:31PM

With a name like "The Diva Entertainment Awards" you know you're going to have an event with some high quality crazy. Add the location -- Germany -- and the mix is ripe for radically ugly gowns on people you've (mostly) never heard of, but are just as popular as David Hasslehoff ... in Germany.

The Diva Entertainment Awards - StyleFoul!

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The event, held at the Hotel Bayerischer Hof in Munich, Germany, offered shiny fabrics, lingerie-wearing spawn of forgotten 80's singers, and possibly the next star of Seussical the Musical -- she sings, and she's already set for wardrobe, believe us!

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The NME awards are notorious for eccentric fashion choices, but none of them could compare to the outfit "created" by "music artist" La Roux. Wow.

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Naomi's extra-long gown at the Vanity Fair Oscar afterparty seemed familiar. So we checked and, sure enough, we had seen it before -- on Daryl Hannah in the 1984 hit movie Splash!!

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Michelle Monaghan sports an orange Louis Vuitton dress with a sequined side cut out. And tulle. And net. And mesh. And matching LV shoes with feathers. Will it ever stop?

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Keira Knightley's smug expression is just begging us to judge this outfit that's somehow too small and too big at the same time.

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We just have two questions: Why is Tilda Swinton wearing the human flesh dress made by serial killer Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs? And couldn't she at least have it tailored to fit her?

Neither the color green nor those unfortunate shoulder pads are helping Jennifer Connelly look any healthier on the red carpet -- girl needs to eat!

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Camilla, the Duchess of Cornwall, went pattern crazy while playing with the puppies at the Metropolitan Police Dog Training Centre in Cornwall, UK.

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Up-and-coming Australian actress Teresa Palmer is drop-dead gorgeous. The shiny hair, the bright, expressive eyes, the thin-but-not-scary-skinny body ... she seems to have the whole package. Except, maybe, for the whole dressing for the red carpet part.

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The thing is, we love the fit of this dress -- it's super flattering and classy. And Teresa shines in light colors, so the white and beige is beautiful. But seriously, what is the deal with the beige bra cups?

Should we get past the weird boob accessories since we love the rest of the look so much? Or are those a deal breaker?

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Of course Teresa isn't the only celeb who suffers from the occasional red carpet flop. Scarlett Johansson clearly has her off days.

Oversized gold coat, check. High waisted pants that are way more frumpy than fashionable, check. What the heck was Scarlett Johansson thinking when she wore this outfit to the photocall for The Spirit in Madrid? This outfit is old lady-ish, and not in the sometimes hip Mary-Kate Olsen kind of way.

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