Sure, she's naturally a long, lean gal, but it's eleven minutes past the time for her to get a burger and fries. And a Coke, the real kind with corn syrup. And pie, with whipped cream, for dessert. And maybe a candy bar for the road.

We advise this for her own good. If she wants to clomp around in shoes with fifty pounds on hardware, she can't do it looking like her legs are about to snap off. The ankle straps are even too big!

Also, we strongly recommend that she skip the shoulder pads and the color green until she's back up to 3 or 4% body fat. At her current weight the combined effect is very Frankanorexenstein - StyleFoul!