Which egotistical household-name celebrity shouldn't be so proud of his latest fragrance? The cosmetics company that created it had already rejected the formula as being inferior, but quickly dusted off the recipe when he came knocking with a licensing opportunity.
Which fashion designer superstar has hidden cameras in the staterooms on his yacht? The pervy purveyor and his partner like to watch videos of their famous guests being amorous on the high seas.
Which 90s super-supermodel, like Sally Field in "Soapdish," has her publicist call ahead and arrange "surprise" visits to gay bars when she travels the world? The gays are the only ones who will give her the shrieking adoration she craves.