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An Open Rant to Kim Kardashian - REALLY?!

by Laura Kenney (Subscribe to Laura Kenney's posts)
Posted Apr 17th 2009 at 5:15PM  
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Dear Kim,

This is picture is SO wrong on SO many levels.

First of all, you're a celebrity. Or at least you're trying to be. Sure, even Hollywood's shining stars may get a sunburn once in awhile, but they would never, ever, in a million years, publicize it to millions of people on Twitter (well, maybe Ashton Kutcher, but he's goofy and endearing, and you're not). If Scarlett Johansson toasted her tushie, do you think she'd post it for the world to see? Um, no.

Secondly, DO YOU KNOW HOW DAMAGING SUNBURNS ARE TO YOUR SKIN? Skin cancer is the most common cancer in the US. Every year there are more than one million cases diagnosed - that's more than the COMBINED incidences of breast, lung, prostate and colon cancers. Oh, and 1 in 5 Americans will develop skin cancer in their lifetime. Don't believe me? Then check out The Skin Cancer Foundation, where all these fun facts came from.

And even if the term "cancer scare" doesn't resonate with you, I can certainly speak to you in a language that will. How about "You'll look 45 by the time you're 30?". Like a dried up raisin in a pile of plump Hollywood flesh. Gotcha, didn't I? That's right, a whopping 90% of visible skin aging (crows feet, bags, hyperpigmentation, the works!) is due to sun exposure, and the burn you just gave yourself put you on the fast track to old hag.

Sure, you can plump and freeze your facial fissures with Botox and Restalyne, but you'll never look as good as you would with regular sunscreen use. Never.

So that's my message to you, Kim Kardashian. WEAR YOUR SUNSCEEN. And if you insist on not taking my advice, please, puhlease, don't post pictures of your blistering skin for the world to see.

You're only burning yourself

Top Tanning Disasters, Fixed

    Self tanners can make or break your spring look. The key is discreet application -- like you've been beaching it in Tulum versus boothing it at Mystic Tan. But the tiniest mistake (Exhibit A: Amanda Bynes' mismatched face, arms and orange legs, spotted by prudent Tan Gazers at Perez Hilton's March 28th birthday bash), will totally bust your cover. Flip through the following pages for solutions to the most common self tanner disasters.

    - Melissa Goldberg

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: My feet, knees and elbows are discolored

    The Fix: Hydrate first

    To avoid the dreaded "Orange Foot" spotted here on Victoria Beckham, take the necessary precautions - before applying self-tanner, massage moisturizer onto rough areas (like the knees, elbows and the feet and hands) and wipe off excess with a towel. The layer of hydration will prevent skin from absorbing too much tanner and looking dark.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: My face is way too dark

    The Fix: A bronzer instead of self-tanner

    Your face should be lighter than your body, or else you risk looking unnatural and even older. Bronzing powders or tanners made just for the face will give you a subtle, youthful glow.

    WireImage.com

    Problem: I can't reach my back

    The Fix: Spray it on

    Self-tanners in a spray form are ideal for hard-to-reach spots. As you get more practice, use sprays to shape thighs and stomach by concentrating color on problem areas.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: Orange hands

    The Fix: Laundry detergent

    Mix a teaspoon of detergent granules with water to make a paste. Gently scrub palms and between fingers to erase color. To prevent future mishaps, wear latex gloves to apply self-tanner.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: Splotchy Color

    The Fix: Try mousse instead of lotion

    Beginners will have more success with a mousse texture that glides on more evenly and is less prone to streaking.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: I'm terrified of self-tanners

    The Fix: Go slow

    Build color slowly with new body moisturizers that you can use everyday. Apply to dry skin after showering in the AM, and see a touch of color by evening. Bonus: they're practically mistake proof.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: I'm have darker skin, but I want a glow

    The Fix: Go for shimmer

    Use a spray or lotion with golden light-reflecting particles on legs and shoulders to add a radiant sexy glow to deeper skin tones.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: My clothes are stained

    The Fix: Plan to tan

    If you want to show off sun-kissed skin in white clothes, apply product a day before you dress. A gentle shower after your tan emerges will get rid of extra color that may rub off. Also, most stains will come out in the wash.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

    Problem: My tanner makes me itch

    The Fix: Rethink tanning

    If you have sensitive skin, test any product in a small area to see if skin reacts before committing to color. Porcelain skin is beautiful too, and your health is not worth the risk of a fake bake.

    Angela Weiss, Getty Images

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Tags: kim kardashian, KimKardashian, sun burn, SunBurn, sunscreen, twitter
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kims supporter, 4-17-2009, 8:15PM

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kims supporter

give her a break...besides, i liked that she posted this, shes keeping it real!!

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HeatherWells, 4-17-2009, 8:23PM

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HeatherWells

This is yet another reason why I love her. See, shit happens, to EVERYONE. I'm happy to see she isn't trying to hide under tons of makeup like most celebrities would do. Like the picture Tyra Banks posted when she had a big ass pimple on her forehead. Keep it real people, no one like fake ass bitches who pretend they are perfect. I feel bad for her because it looks so frickin' painful. OUCH! Girl, slather on the aloe!

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Fashion, 4-23-2009, 2:29AM

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Fashion

Too many preachers.

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