Being that supermodel Heidi Klum is from Germany, and husband/musician Seal is from England, the U.S. brand of political correctness didn't matter much as the two of them renewed their vows in a trashy wedding ceremony this past weekend. They had an afternoon filled with mullets and cornrows -- a cornucopia of American culture.
While they served Mexican food and beer, we wish they would've stayed totally in theme with appetizers like pigs in a blanket and Bud Light to wash 'em down. And c'mon now -- where were the fireworks?!? No trashy wedding is complete without them! That's how you keep the passion alive!