If you've been trapped under a pile of clothes and missed our preview, we'll bring you up to speed.
It's the highly anticipated fashion documentary, chronicling fashion editrix Anna Wintour and her minions as they put together Vogue's annual five-pound fall fashion bible.
The movie hits theaters on September 11, which is 53 days away. But who's counting? Oh, right, we are! And that's far too long to wait.
That's why we're psyched that official "The September Issue" ringtones are now available for download. They should help tide us over until the day we get to see what really happens in Wintour's notoriously private office.
Choose from Wintour's anxious assistant answering her phone, "Anna Wintour's office" and the deliciously boisterous Andre Leon Tally witticism, "It's a famine of beauty, honey!"
The ringtones can be found on "The September Issue" Facebook page.