You could be a horse with a mane to maintain.
For sheer amusement on a warm summer day, we give you horse hairstyles from the archives of our sister site, Pawnation, a fabulous destination for all things pet. (We previously told you about their stylish pet carrier picks.)
Go ahead, laugh. Then go back to looking for something to do with your hair.
May we suggest a ponytail?
Horses with Hair
Florence the horse receives an Ann-Margret-esque makeover complete with curled bangs and ginger mane.
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Harmony the horse sports some microbraids embellished with beads for that "Caribbean tourist" look.
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Misty the horse embraces her new, flirtatious platinum blonde curls, and she even shows off a rosy kisser.
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