86-year-old alleged wrinkle cream thief, Ella Orko. Photo: Splash News
Among the free-dollar items stuffed into Orko's pants were two packs of L'Oreal RevitaLift anti-wrinkle cream and eight jars of Olay face cream.
Additionally, she had snagged five packs of salmon, 11 packs of AA batteries and four jars of instant coffee, as reported by Splash News. Does she know about some new skincare routine we're not familiar with?
This marked Orko's 61st arrest -- 13 of those have been for shoplifting. She was paroled in 2007 after serving time for retail theft the previous year.