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Which TV veteran and noted celebrity fashion critic trying to sell her ornate Manhattan apartment might want to hold back on the gilt? Guests at a recent party complained that a recently-applied coat of gold paint on some of the flashier furniture was coming off on their hands and clothes. |
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Which emaciated Housewife might want to hold back on the cocktails if she's going to be so skinny? The Bravette was so drunk at a Hamptons restaurant last Friday she spilled her (hardly touched) bowl of pasta on herself. |