Your infant niece may prefer having Elmo dolls stuck in her diaper to twenty-dollar bills, but that doesn't mean she's too young to consider a career in exotic dancing.

At least, that's what London-based kiddie line Twisted Twee seems to be suggesting with its collection of nipple tassel-adorned tops for infants and preschool girls; the label also makes babywear charmingly emblazoned with four-letter words and sexual references.

But before you start drafting your hate mail, read what Twisted Twee designer Suzi Warren told our sister site ParentDish.

We think we might play it safe and treat the tots to, say, Cynthia Rowley's age-appropriate children's wear and nursery rhymes over pasties and "Pour Some Sugar on Me."

What's next --"Baby's First Stripper Heels?"

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