Is there a support group for people obsessed with fruit? Because we'd like to send Katy Perry.
The vivacious, flamboyantly fashionable singer -- who has already confessed to a fondness for "Cherry Chapstick" -- rocked this past weekend's V Festival in Chelmsford, England wearing a sparkly bustier bursting with strawberries (above, second from left), which shall heretofore be known as Exhibit A.
Behold, her other ambrosial antics:
Exhibit B: Her sequined Carmen-Miranda-on-acid frock adorned with fake bananas, grapes and strawberries (above, left) donned at the Grammys in February.
Exhibit C: The seed-studded watermelon romper (above, right) she wore for a performance on "Today" in August 2008.
Exhibit D: Perhaps, most damning of all, a giant banana peel (above, second from right) from which she emerged for the 2008 KIIS FM Jingle Ball.
It's comforting that Perry's getting her beauty-boosting daily allowance of fruit, but we think the girl might be turning into a fruit loop.
It's also making us really hungry, and confused. We don't know if we should sing along, spit seeds or wait impatiently for her to ripen.
For details on stealing Katy's (non-fruit-focused) look, click here.