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Last year Beyoncé celebrated her birthday with Justin Timberlake at the Fashion Rocks concert. Photo: Stephen Lovekin, Getty Images

Happy 28th Birthday, Beyoncé!

Our card is in the mail. We would have sent a gift along with it, but something tells us you won't have any trouble cleaning up this year.

After all, didn't the New York Post report that your hubby Jay-Z treated you to a 1959 Rolls-Royce worth $1 million for your 25th birthday back in 2006?

And wasn't that you bumping and grinding with Justin Timberlake at last year's Fashion Rocks concert the day after your birthday?

It's pretty hard to top those, but we have no doubt that Jay-Z will keep up his beyond generous birthday gift tradition.

A few suggestions:

Sigh. Some girls have all the luck.

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