Hom Left-Handed Underwear

Behold: Hom's H1 Original Maxi Trunk for left-handed men. Photo: Debenhams

Ah, men. They'll use any excuse to fiddle with their junk, won't they?

Case in point: Hom's new underwear designed to provide left-handed men easier access to the family jewels.

Available in black or white and sold at British department store Debenhams, the Hom H1 Original Maxi Trunk will "save left-handed men up to three, often vital, seconds when visiting the loo," the company claims in a statement to The Telegraph.

While we try not to contemplate what men will be up to in those three "vital" seconds (ew!), lefties can marvel over the southpaw south-of-the-border trunks, which boast a patented HO1 horizontal opening as opposed to the traditional right-handed slit. According to its sales copy, the trunks are universally accessible for both right- and left-handed fellas.

Weren't special scissors enough?

And, wait, it gets better.

"In our view this is a vital step toward equality for left-handed men," Rob Faucherand, men's accessories buyer for Debenhams, told the paper. "We see no reason why an accident of birth should dictate the type of underpants you can wear for the rest of your life."

Now maybe guys can use that extra time to put down the damn toilet seat.

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